justsomeaverageguy is a genius and he shows up at the san diego comic cons and gets more fans then any of the tables. He stopped making these and it's a crying shame because to fictional writers with writers block they are FREAKING INSPIRATIONAL. I no longer have my lovely flash player. It's filled with viruses. A family site this is so I can't tell you where they came from. But NOBODY makes these like justsomeaverageguy, I just wanted to stress that before going on because I hate it when people copy MY ideas and then try to laugh in my face because they were able to learn from my mistakes to do it better.
Mary Jane: Hi I'm a Marvel
Rachel Dawes: And I'm a DC
Mary Jane: Hey don't you get replaced because everyone says you suck?
Rachel Dawes: Meow snaggletooth. Came ready for battle. What a suprise.
Mary Jane: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Rachel: See that's just it. At DC we make sure our leading ladies ring a sympathtic ear to even the biggest fattest chauvinist arrowone a-hole in the audience.
Mary Jane: How have I NOT been doing that?
Rachel: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!!! THIS IS ABOUT ME!!! THIS IS ABOUT MY CAREER!!!! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT!!! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!! YOU ARE SUCH A NERD!!! TELL ME AGAIN THAT I'M GOOD!!! TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME AND LISTEN AS I DON'T SAY I LOVE YOU BACK!!!
Mary Jane: So Sony goes through all that trouble to bring women to see Spiderman 3, and then you expect to see what...a woman who gets stomped on?
Rachel: I had two boyfriends that were infinitely more funked up then yours. And yet...hits to the face? 0.
Mary Jane: At least I lived through Spiderman 3.
Rachel: Judging by the way you looked on screen, you must have lived pretty hard.
There's a pause.
Mary Jane: Did you ever get to sleep with Heath Ledger?
Rachel: No.
Mary Jane: I did.
Rachel: Kirstin, of course you did.
Mary Jane: Hi I'm a Marvel
Rachel Dawes: And I'm a DC
Mary Jane: Hey don't you get replaced because everyone says you suck?
Rachel Dawes: Meow snaggletooth. Came ready for battle. What a suprise.
Mary Jane: What the hell is that supposed to mean?
Rachel: See that's just it. At DC we make sure our leading ladies ring a sympathtic ear to even the biggest fattest chauvinist arrowone a-hole in the audience.
Mary Jane: How have I NOT been doing that?
Rachel: THIS ISN'T ABOUT YOU!!! THIS IS ABOUT ME!!! THIS IS ABOUT MY CAREER!!!! I'LL NEVER FORGET THAT!!! OPEN THE DAMN DOOR!!! YOU ARE SUCH A NERD!!! TELL ME AGAIN THAT I'M GOOD!!! TELL ME THAT YOU LOVE ME AND LISTEN AS I DON'T SAY I LOVE YOU BACK!!!
Mary Jane: So Sony goes through all that trouble to bring women to see Spiderman 3, and then you expect to see what...a woman who gets stomped on?
Rachel: I had two boyfriends that were infinitely more funked up then yours. And yet...hits to the face? 0.
Mary Jane: At least I lived through Spiderman 3.
Rachel: Judging by the way you looked on screen, you must have lived pretty hard.
There's a pause.
Mary Jane: Did you ever get to sleep with Heath Ledger?
Rachel: No.
Mary Jane: I did.
Rachel: Kirstin, of course you did.
Pleas support The Animated Series. Surely everyone remembers the awesomeness that was Mask of The Phantasm?