"LAUGHING KILLS" IS THE TITLE OF THIS ONE.
MASTER BRUCE ARE YOU ALMOST DONE WITH YOUR SHOWER. YES I AM ALFRED.AS I CAME OUT WITH A TOWEL AROUND ME.WELL VERY GOOD MASTER BRUCE,BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST TIME.SAID ALFRED.ALMOST TIME?TIME FOR WHAT ALFRED.I ASKED.FOR THE AWARDS CEREMONY OF THE SHELTER HOME.AND YOU DID DONATE QUITE AN AMOUNT SIR.ALFRED SAID.WELL I GUESS FOUR GRANT IS QUIET A LOT ALFRED.I SAID.THEN A HOUR LATER I WAS ALL DRESSED UP IN A NICE TUXEDO WITH A CORSAGE.AS ALFRED WAS PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCH.A TIE AS HE TIED IT ON.MAKING IT PERFECTLY TIGHT.THANKS ALFRED,AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OLD PAL.I SAID.AND WENT OUT THE DOOR.FIVE MINUTES LATER AS I WALKED IN THE HUGE ROOM.I SAT DOWN AND STARTED TONING IN.10 MINUTES LATER IN THE AWARD GIVE AWAY.THE SPEAKING WOMEN SAYS.AND THIS AWARD GOES TO THE ARE GENEROUS DONATER.THE ONE THE ONLY BRUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAYNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,I HERE THE AUDIENCE CHEERING AS I WALK UP ON THE STAGE.WELL FIRST OF ALL.I START.THEN SUDDENLY THE MICROPHONE STARTS MESSING UP AND MAKING A THE SOUNDS THEY MAKE ONCE AND A WHILE.THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN FROM ALL AROUND THEIR IS A BIG VOICE LAUGHING.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAAAAAAAA.JUST FROM THE LAUGH I KNOW HOW THIS IS.I RUN OFF THE STAGE AND OUT THE DOOR TOO THE CAR.TO CHANGE INTO MY ALTER EGO "BAT-MAN".BACK IN THE BUILDING.BUDDDDDDA.A MACHINE GUN GOES OFF AS THEIR ARE TWO TEENAGE HOLDING ONE MACHINE GUN EACH.ONE A AFRICAN AMERICAN WITH A GOLD TOOTH AND ANOTHER A WHITE SKIN STRING BEAN KID WITH SMALL BROWN HAIR AND IN THE MIDDLE MY WORST FOE THE JOKER.BUT BEFORE HE CAN EVEN SAY A WORD.I JUMP DOWN FROM ABOVE AS I PUNCH HIM IN THE JAW.KNOCKING HIM DOWN AND I JUMP UP THROUGH OUT MY LEGS TAKING OUT THE TWO TEENS.AS I TURN TO JOKER HE STARTS GETTING UP AND SPITS OUT A GULP OF BLOOD.AND HE GOES TO HIT ME I DOUGH.HIT HIM TWICE.I GRAB HIM AND HE STARTS LAUGHING.YOU KNOW WHAT IS REALLY FUNNY JOKER.I SAID.WHAT BAT MAN?HE ASKS.I ANSWER.YOU BEHIND BARS.AS I PUNCH HIM HARD ENOUGH TO KNOCK HIM OUT.THEN HE WAKES UP IN PRISON AND YELLS.DARN YOU BATMANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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MASTER BRUCE ARE YOU ALMOST DONE WITH YOUR SHOWER. YES I AM ALFRED.AS I CAME OUT WITH A TOWEL AROUND ME.WELL VERY GOOD MASTER BRUCE,BECAUSE IT'S ALMOST TIME.SAID ALFRED.ALMOST TIME?TIME FOR WHAT ALFRED.I ASKED.FOR THE AWARDS CEREMONY OF THE SHELTER HOME.AND YOU DID DONATE QUITE AN AMOUNT SIR.ALFRED SAID.WELL I GUESS FOUR GRANT IS QUIET A LOT ALFRED.I SAID.THEN A HOUR LATER I WAS ALL DRESSED UP IN A NICE TUXEDO WITH A CORSAGE.AS ALFRED WAS PUTTING THE FINAL TOUCH.A TIE AS HE TIED IT ON.MAKING IT PERFECTLY TIGHT.THANKS ALFRED,AND HAVE A GOOD NIGHT OLD PAL.I SAID.AND WENT OUT THE DOOR.FIVE MINUTES LATER AS I WALKED IN THE HUGE ROOM.I SAT DOWN AND STARTED TONING IN.10 MINUTES LATER IN THE AWARD GIVE AWAY.THE SPEAKING WOMEN SAYS.AND THIS AWARD GOES TO THE ARE GENEROUS DONATER.THE ONE THE ONLY BRUCEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WAYNEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,I HERE THE AUDIENCE CHEERING AS I WALK UP ON THE STAGE.WELL FIRST OF ALL.I START.THEN SUDDENLY THE MICROPHONE STARTS MESSING UP AND MAKING A THE SOUNDS THEY MAKE ONCE AND A WHILE.THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN FROM ALL AROUND THEIR IS A BIG VOICE LAUGHING.HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAAAAAAAAAAAAA,HAAAAAAAA.JUST FROM THE LAUGH I KNOW HOW THIS IS.I RUN OFF THE STAGE AND OUT THE DOOR TOO THE CAR.TO CHANGE INTO MY ALTER EGO "BAT-MAN".BACK IN THE BUILDING.BUDDDDDDA.A MACHINE GUN GOES OFF AS THEIR ARE TWO TEENAGE HOLDING ONE MACHINE GUN EACH.ONE A AFRICAN AMERICAN WITH A GOLD TOOTH AND ANOTHER A WHITE SKIN STRING BEAN KID WITH SMALL BROWN HAIR AND IN THE MIDDLE MY WORST FOE THE JOKER.BUT BEFORE HE CAN EVEN SAY A WORD.I JUMP DOWN FROM ABOVE AS I PUNCH HIM IN THE JAW.KNOCKING HIM DOWN AND I JUMP UP THROUGH OUT MY LEGS TAKING OUT THE TWO TEENS.AS I TURN TO JOKER HE STARTS GETTING UP AND SPITS OUT A GULP OF BLOOD.AND HE GOES TO HIT ME I DOUGH.HIT HIM TWICE.I GRAB HIM AND HE STARTS LAUGHING.YOU KNOW WHAT IS REALLY FUNNY JOKER.I SAID.WHAT BAT MAN?HE ASKS.I ANSWER.YOU BEHIND BARS.AS I PUNCH HIM HARD ENOUGH TO KNOCK HIM OUT.THEN HE WAKES UP IN PRISON AND YELLS.DARN YOU BATMANNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!
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Batman is a very dark character who I believe could be a very good character for an r rated film his Villians are violent they kill people in gruesome ways and Bruce also needs to be fucking his love interests and he hasn't done it yet why because it isn't appropriate for kids and that's really stupid and as for the cursing I wouldn't want them to do it every second obviously but it would be good and make the characters more serious and badass if the characters cursed inn the batman reboot happens I want new Villians, the bat mobile,batarangs,the batwing,the bat motorcycles,a bat jet pack,a different type of sour for batman,the bat claw that batman, and swings on I want it to be rated R. So what do you guys think should a future batman movie have these things or not.