Justsomerandomguy is making these again with wolverine and watchmen going at each other. Go see them on youtube. Have a flashplayer. Watch them all. I was copying him. He's the master.
Gavin Hood: Hi. I'm a Marvel.
Chris Nolan: And I'm a DC.
Gavin Hood: Hey where's Watchmen?
Nolan: I gave them the day off.
Hood: Why?
Nolan: I have a bone to pick with you. I saw X-Men Origins this weekend and quite frankly I'm confused. Why did you copy Hans Zimmer's score almost to the tee when you were already facing the task of convincing people you weren't copying my Batman films?
Hood: Because...I did what, now?
Nolan: You made Tsotsi and some other thing that are nothing like this Wolverine movie. Is it safe to say that Marvel is essentially copying Warner Brothers now? Getting freako psychological enigma filmmakers to do their superhero stuff? That's the Warner Brothers method not the Marvel method. We got you to change your ideals to be like the enemy. We're Bin Laden.
Hood: Yeah that's the thing...at Marvel we don't take the material so seriously that we do endless research over making comic books plausible. This is turning into the Spike Lee/Tarantino argument about black audiences. Tarantino is like us. We know the comic book audience better then you.
Nolan: WHAT?!
Hood: Yup.
Nolan: They don't want PLAUSIBILITY?! At DC, we wouldn't have a freaking immortal getting caught in action sequences and expect the audience to get excited. He's never gonna die. He's never even going to get injured. So what the hell's the urgency in jumping off a plummeting helicopter and running from bullets?
Hood: Nobody who goes and sees Wolverine gives a damn about anything but the action and the stunts. When you're playing a video game do you salivate in doing the training mode first?
Nolan: The better the story, the better the tension. The worse the story, the dumber the tension. Remember how in Spiderman 3 that first action scene how everyone got so god damn bored when those pumpkin bombs grew wings? Because you prepared the audience with 16 prior minutes of Mary Jane singing, extras telling us we were supposed to like Mary Jane singing, and from what I remember a story where Aunt May tried to get us to imagine her sunbathing. A 70,000,000 dollar stunt after that means dick.
Hood: Who's gonna be the Riddler?
Nolan: That's for the next blog.
Gavin Hood: Hi. I'm a Marvel.
Chris Nolan: And I'm a DC.
Gavin Hood: Hey where's Watchmen?
Nolan: I gave them the day off.
Hood: Why?
Nolan: I have a bone to pick with you. I saw X-Men Origins this weekend and quite frankly I'm confused. Why did you copy Hans Zimmer's score almost to the tee when you were already facing the task of convincing people you weren't copying my Batman films?
Hood: Because...I did what, now?
Nolan: You made Tsotsi and some other thing that are nothing like this Wolverine movie. Is it safe to say that Marvel is essentially copying Warner Brothers now? Getting freako psychological enigma filmmakers to do their superhero stuff? That's the Warner Brothers method not the Marvel method. We got you to change your ideals to be like the enemy. We're Bin Laden.
Hood: Yeah that's the thing...at Marvel we don't take the material so seriously that we do endless research over making comic books plausible. This is turning into the Spike Lee/Tarantino argument about black audiences. Tarantino is like us. We know the comic book audience better then you.
Nolan: WHAT?!
Hood: Yup.
Nolan: They don't want PLAUSIBILITY?! At DC, we wouldn't have a freaking immortal getting caught in action sequences and expect the audience to get excited. He's never gonna die. He's never even going to get injured. So what the hell's the urgency in jumping off a plummeting helicopter and running from bullets?
Hood: Nobody who goes and sees Wolverine gives a damn about anything but the action and the stunts. When you're playing a video game do you salivate in doing the training mode first?
Nolan: The better the story, the better the tension. The worse the story, the dumber the tension. Remember how in Spiderman 3 that first action scene how everyone got so god damn bored when those pumpkin bombs grew wings? Because you prepared the audience with 16 prior minutes of Mary Jane singing, extras telling us we were supposed to like Mary Jane singing, and from what I remember a story where Aunt May tried to get us to imagine her sunbathing. A 70,000,000 dollar stunt after that means dick.
Hood: Who's gonna be the Riddler?
Nolan: That's for the next blog.