I was born in the middle of the Pacific Ocean in 1968. It was there that I was forced to learn how to swim, and...by the age of three I landed in America. I attended Harvard University and got my degree in advanced physics and exploitative law. I dated Britany Spears when she was still playing out Timberlake. Timberlake, I used to laugh, doesn't that sound like a real sleazy youth overnight camp in a Disney Channel movie? To which Britany would laugh and go grocery shopping. But I decided that having all these things wasn't good enough, so I decided to try my luck with the Boston Pops. Nailed it. But I decided it was not enough, so I decided to try my luck with the Philadelphia 76ers in this...national basketball league the children are so daffy about. The ceremony where I was awarded my third league MVP award was hampered because it was scheduled the same day, of course, as my induction into the Dinosaur-Egg-Radiologists Hall of Sophisticated Uppercrusts. It was in Geneva, and my private jet was currently being used at the time to film key scenes in the 1994 smash hit "The Professional AKA Leon". Parts of my body have been prominently featured in several gentleman's underwear ads over the quaint developing cow towns of New York, Hong Kong and Paris. But I decided all of this was simply child's play for a 17 year old, so I went to conquer Monaco with a couple friends of mine who were co chillin around my house with nothing better to do. We wrapped a bunch of Playskool hammers in tin foil and the royal commisaries had no idea what we were doing. The problem is I was later indicted for war crimes because I spilled red wine on Laura Bush's white weimeriner. I also met Bill Gates who threatened me with my life if I released the new PentiumHOLY, a gigabyte capacity system that could literally run the power of the sun from my living room. He tried to bribe me, I told him if I woke up tomorrow with his chainpurse of a supersaver account I would straight kill myself and move to the woods. I was indicted however at 22 on suspicion of conspiring to fix the stock market, which I was. The greatest thing about my subsequent exile to India upon being deemed "too cool for prison", was that the taxi cabs always took me to the cheapest stores and even gave me some of their money in the hopes that I "enjoy my stay in India". At 30, I just chill and write blogs about batman.
Sorry everybody. I don't mean to wise guy. I just feel like venting somewhere about stuff that doesn't matter. Just to keep my fingers typing.
Are you serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a gold mine there? That shows you how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture fan and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
Are you serious?
The WB learns of Heath Ledger's death and thinks there's not a gold mine there? That shows you how sickly out of touch the WB is with the American pop culture fan and explains a myriad of other stupid ideas and decisions they've formulated over the past eighteen years like say, every single one. This is not some kind of class organization that swears to only make their loads of literary blood money through eco-friendly community-safe endeavors. They simply DIDN'T CALCULATE that Heath Ledger's death would be something Americans cared about. This means the WB is the dumbest of the heartest bureaucrats. Look at what they've done now that they've gotten the heads up that Ledger's death in fact DOES attract interest in Dark Knight. They'll build an IMAX screen into the Epcot Center if they could.
I must admit -- as one of Dark Knight's biggest fans I'm surprised so many people like it. I am. This should only be something me and a few people obsess about. I've always been amazed and skeptical that people would turn Batman into a movie, even the Michael Keaton one. Yeah it's huge and popular and old but...Batman in the comics is the only way to really see why he qualifies as an action character. Six frames in different juxtaposed locations when he's fighting ninjas and gangsters and stuff. What you do is look at each frame one by one. In your head you don't just have Batman -- you have a kung-fu movie. On screen the fighting simply doesn't look that good once you've seen him in this format. Oh nothing on Earth can compare with Batman whether on screen or not, but I'm suprised so many people didn't say "what the f? this isn't exciting" whenever he fought. AM I OUT OF MY MIND SAYING THAT?
Don't talk to Frank right now, it's not him. All female. Located in the Aztec district of cryptography. Use Walt from noaa, recently discovered alive. He knows the locations. Use the mason family decrypter. Due date is dark thirty. Great job on take down of joker and his creepy mafia. There are 35 inclusions on each raid, never use a machine again for that. Some one will meet with you 30 crypt days before action. Use as may anti radioactive anti psychotic device as possible. Good luck from central vein delta 0.
Batman is a very dark character who I believe could be a very good character for an R rated film his Villians are violent they kill people in gruesome ways and Bruce also needs to be fucking his love interests and he hasn't done it yet why because it isn't appropriate for kids and that's really stupid and as for the cursing I wouldn't want them to do it every second obviously but it would be good and make the characters more serious and badass if the characters cursed in the batman reboot happens I want new Villians, the bat mobile,batarangs,the batwing,the bat motorcycles,a bat jet pack,a different type of suit for batman,the bat claw that batman swings on, and I want it to be rated R. So what do you guys think should a future batman movie have these things or not.