That fat cat
There was an old cat
Who was very fat
He had a nice… rainbow hat
With two little holes for his ears to go through
He picked a nice tree to take a snooze
He dreamed of other fat cats who had very nice rainbow hats
There was small cats fat cats big cat black cats
Who all had very nice rainbow hats
Except for one who was fattest of all
Who had a big yarn ball
The end
By.wolfiey dont judge me i was bored and im only writing this becuse it was to short so now i will write random letters hiphopapotomis i skate dont hate hugs are drugs
There was an old cat
Who was very fat
He had a nice… rainbow hat
With two little holes for his ears to go through
He picked a nice tree to take a snooze
He dreamed of other fat cats who had very nice rainbow hats
There was small cats fat cats big cat black cats
Who all had very nice rainbow hats
Except for one who was fattest of all
Who had a big yarn ball
The end
By.wolfiey dont judge me i was bored and im only writing this becuse it was to short so now i will write random letters hiphopapotomis i skate dont hate hugs are drugs
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck you talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hey Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do you mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for you not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
verse 1:
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
i realised
i missed a day
electirc shock turned my head away
i then thought "is there something wrong"
with my burnin face
why the heck cant i feel the pace
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
verse 2:
the lightning bolt
the shocked my mind
so sad i was to leave it behind
but my eyes had turned black as coal
im now lost in a deep shock hole
bridge:
dont want to find out
just want to get out!
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
bridge 2:
circuitry
along configuration
shocking this
territory
knocks everybody out
tesla shock
the power is what its all about!
Solo
chorus:
tesla shock
tesla shocked
ive really been tesla shocked
ooooo tesla shocked
ow! shock me!
To help get into the christmas spirit. There will be more after this.
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd you wolves think?
Kate: Deck the halls with boughs of holly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Tis the season to be jolly,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Don we now our gay apparel,
Fa la la, la la la, la la la.
Troll the ancient Yule tide carol,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: See the blazing Yule before us,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Strike the harp and join the chorus.
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Follow me in merry measure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
While I tell of Yule tide treasure,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Fast away the old year passes,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Hail the new, ye lads and lasses,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Kate: Sing we joyous, all together,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
Heedless of the wind and weather,
Fa la la la la, la la la la.
What'd you wolves think?
Author note: this is how Jakob gets in the story. Its written from his point of veiw. Zmanz is jakob in the story. thats not his name and he isn't gay, just so you know. This will be a very short chapter.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.
I was still on the stupid bus. Now that Dillon got off the asshole (Tony) was bugging the shit out of me! Finally after the one millionth mom, joke, and calling me gay, i got off the buss, and he chased after me! Shitt, Tony is too fast! I doged trees and ran into the forest, and he trapped me in a cave! He was about to tackle me and kill me when i fell in a tiny ditch, and it was bottomless! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Thud! he hit ground and passed out.