Humphrey looked out over the vast western territory, amazed by its glorious beauty. "I have been expecting you kate..." Kate tried not to freak out "why have you been expecting me Humphrey?" "Kate, one day, you need to realize we own this land, knowing If i die saving this great land, there's nothing in this world i wouldn't do" "Humphrey, you don't need to tell me this!" "Kate, those inventions humans call "radio's", i heard a song, and it made me realize, i need to be more respectful of this great land, and so do you, the human sung about how he would give anything for another human, he sang Hey brother! over and over, this is our new war cry." kate repeated the sentence, Hey brother! "Humphrey we're trying to avoid a war here!" kate chuckle'd "Humphrey, I think its time we head back to the den, you sound like you need rest, badly." Humphrey slightly glanced back behind himself "i will come when time calls me." Kate rolled her eyes and stepped off to the den "Hey, sister do you still believe in love, i wonder..."
TO BE CONTINUED
TO BE CONTINUED
name: humphrey sweetwater
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when given a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
gender:male
age:classified
occupation: military
description: well mannered man from hoboken he`s really a nice guy but seems to be nerdy and a party animal when given a bottle of scotch side notes~ has a strange talent with large weapons
*has a strange idea of what poker really is
**is still a virgin**
*has lost of other strange talents and has strange 1,000 dollar prescription lenses
*when talking can be a smart ass
*is from hoboken*
ill mannered around gnerals and high ranks
*will use his LMG to break just about anything
*hates snakes
"Kate I'm sorry I sleept with her like....2 years ago---" Humphrey said. "The fuck you talking about this is our daughter!" Kate said. "Oh, hey Jessica!" Humphrey said. "What do you mean?" Kate said. "Ummmm, what are we talking about again?" Humphrey said. "Yeah I sleept with Humphrey." Eve said. Kate gasped. "WHAT?!?!" Kate shouted. "Yeah it was best for you not to know." Humphrey said. "But mother why?" Kate said. "Your father shows no interest." Eve said. Then Kate started throwing up. "Maybe I should go..." Humphrey said. "GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!!!" Kate shouted. "Ok....bitch!" Humphrey said.
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!
1 YEAR LATER
"Oh hello Humphrey." Kate said. "Hey." Humphrey said. "Want to do it?" Kate said. "Bitch I missed ya." Humphrey said. Then they have sex. Happy ever after!