Warning there will be badwords and some jokes about some charectors, maybe some violents,
Starring
Humphry The Bad Ass!
Garth the Banger!
Kate and Lilly, hot ass sisters
Salty, shakey, and mooch, wolf gangsters
Hutch, the badass ninja!
Winston, the biker!
Eve, the demon wolf
Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
The Old Man
Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white fur and everything* *he puts a jacket on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his jacket starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell you doing?
Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*
Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*
Humphrey: hey, what are you a rapist!
Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!
Humphrey: is this how you treat your elders?
Manager: you ain't no old man your a pervert!
Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*
Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*
Humphrey: *spits on the manager*
Manager: get out before I call the cops!
Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*
manager: *doesnt notice*
*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*
PRANKED!!!
hutch the ninja!
*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!
Holding paws
*garth is sitting on a bench**some wolf sits by him**garth holds his hand**the wolf has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next wolf sits by him*
garth: I'm gay
The other wolf: o.O *runs away*
Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*
Pranked!!!!
To be continued
Starring
Humphry The Bad Ass!
Garth the Banger!
Kate and Lilly, hot ass sisters
Salty, shakey, and mooch, wolf gangsters
Hutch, the badass ninja!
Winston, the biker!
Eve, the demon wolf
Humphrey: hello my name is humphrey, and Welcome to the world of JACKASS!!! *humphrey gets a gun and shoots the gas tank and everybody flys every where**humphrey is humping the air looking like a badass* *kate has her thumbs up*.
kate: Awesome!!!!
*garth hit hutch and every body just get all messed up*
Humphrey: wooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!
The Old Man
Humphrey is getting makeup and trying to look like an old man**has a white fur and everything* *he puts a jacket on*he goes to a shop* *he goes to a section**he starts stealing stuff and putting in his jacket* *his jacket starts geting full*
The manager: what the hell you doing?
Humphrey: nothing *his staring at the manager like a grumpy old man*
Manager: *his searching humphreys jacket*
Humphrey: hey, what are you a rapist!
Manager: *he picked out a bunch of condoms out of humphreys jacket* get out of here!
Humphrey: is this how you treat your elders?
Manager: you ain't no old man your a pervert!
Humphrey: *he tries to walk out but humphrey keeps picking stuff up he sees*
Manager: damn it! *he takes the stuff away from humphrey and pushes him out*
Humphrey: *spits on the manager*
Manager: get out before I call the cops!
Humphrey: he takes his cell phone*
manager: *doesnt notice*
*humphrey walks out of the store and goes away with the managers phone*
PRANKED!!!
hutch the ninja!
*garth is eating at a table* *hutch throws water at garths face*
Hutch: NINJA!!!
Holding paws
*garth is sitting on a bench**some wolf sits by him**garth holds his hand**the wolf has a ” wtf?” On his face**he walks away**garth starts chuckling**next wolf sits by him*
garth: I'm gay
The other wolf: o.O *runs away*
Humphrey: way to go man! *they give each other high five*
Pranked!!!!
To be continued
"i still love you humphrey" "well guess what alpha bitch i don't'' "lily went up to garth flipped him off and kicked him in the tummy anout ten times and knocked out his air. "lily please i could explain evrthing" " whisper it to me garth" " huh garth im so sorry about everything let's get back together" they made out for about twenty minutes. "humphrey i could explain" " explain it to me" "oh kate is sorry let's get back together" humphrey picked up kate put her on his back as garth did to lily they got on a train. After so much howling and making out they go tired. wok up at canada got off the train they all got backed pawed by eve. then they lived happily ever after.
THE END
THE END
Name: Sasha Jennifer Thompson
Species: Canis Familiaris
Breed: German Shepherd (Anthro)
Mate: Me (HumphreyAlpha)
Children: None
Fur color: Black and tan
Eyes: Brown
Age: 25 (unsure how to define)
Career history: Sasha has worked with the Brooklyn and New York police departments for a total of two and a half years. She applied to the ACIA (Anthro CIA) and worked there for around two months before meeting me and resigning.
Likes: weapons, the sense of authority she has from her career, cars, fine wine and food
Dislikes: Douchebags, deliberate idiots, and rap
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite band: Foreigner
Favorite food: Filet mingon, salmon
Favorite movie: Anything with the CIA in it
Favorite TV show: NCIS
Species: Canis Familiaris
Breed: German Shepherd (Anthro)
Mate: Me (HumphreyAlpha)
Children: None
Fur color: Black and tan
Eyes: Brown
Age: 25 (unsure how to define)
Career history: Sasha has worked with the Brooklyn and New York police departments for a total of two and a half years. She applied to the ACIA (Anthro CIA) and worked there for around two months before meeting me and resigning.
Likes: weapons, the sense of authority she has from her career, cars, fine wine and food
Dislikes: Douchebags, deliberate idiots, and rap
Favorite color: Blue
Favorite band: Foreigner
Favorite food: Filet mingon, salmon
Favorite movie: Anything with the CIA in it
Favorite TV show: NCIS