Author note: sorry for all of my short articles previosly, I have been very busy, I hope you enjoy this one!!!! NO SPOILERS! And FYI- Dillon usualy narrorates!
Quickly, I (Dillon) started whispering to Jakob: ok.... we are about to get reaped Jake.... Jakob: but why?!....Me: because I woke up here too at the pack meeting tied to a tree hanging upsidown.... stripped by them (ealier) Jakob: WTF- are you Fucking kidding me!!!! Me: no.... they made me join the pack... im now a beta...... my guide is Humphrey... he was showing me around jasper when we found you... and Kate is my mate.... the turned me into a wolf too... Jake: Your soo fucking lucky! (he was obssesed with movie too) (he loves the movie alpha and omega) Then what broke us chattering (remember last story ended when we were surrounded by female wolves) Eve stepped foward and said: hey looks like you brought a friend... want to have more fun? Me: Jake I forgot to tell you... eve is a slut... Humphrey: you will never get us to ride you people.... Me: KATE! KATE! WHERE ARE YOU! PLEASE SAVE US!!!! Eve: oh... my daughter is not here.... but don't worry, she won't mind.... *Then as me Jake and Humphrey tried to escape.... they sprayed us with knock knock gas (I dedicate this fake invention to slydog for always being the guy that wants to invent something, and being my bro) and all 3 of us passed out........
Me:Ugh!!! not again... Damm.... *we were all tied to trees, striped of everything... Me: HUMPHREY!!! WAKE UP.... Humphrey: what...... oh dammm! they got us... Me: Jake.... Jake.... you there? Then he heard pleasurefull grunting..... and he shouted JAKE are they raping you! Jake was not being raped... he fell in love with Lilly (now Jakob is BYI cause he still thinks Garth is sexy) and now he was mating Lilly.....(and don't worry... Lilly turned him into a wolf, and fixed his leg) I noticed and yelled: you sly dog.... Humphrey: what about us! Then he got jinxed and all the females crowded around us and starded to explore.....
*meanwhile Kate was taking a stroll around, and noticed many pleasurefull grunting sounds.... she started to worry so she sprinted ahead and noticed all of us (except Jake) being reaped! she ran to her sis lilly and said wtf is going on! Lilly: uh! oh sorry im enjoying- uh! Jake inside me..... it was moms (Eve) idea! Then kate took off again and ran to where Humphrey was... cut his rope, ran to cut my rope, and we were free! She noticed Eve and tackled her. WTF mom! WTF are you doing to my mate! Eve: just having midnight fun.... * then I Kate Humphrey Jake and Lilly took off in the night.....
To be continued......
Quickly, I (Dillon) started whispering to Jakob: ok.... we are about to get reaped Jake.... Jakob: but why?!....Me: because I woke up here too at the pack meeting tied to a tree hanging upsidown.... stripped by them (ealier) Jakob: WTF- are you Fucking kidding me!!!! Me: no.... they made me join the pack... im now a beta...... my guide is Humphrey... he was showing me around jasper when we found you... and Kate is my mate.... the turned me into a wolf too... Jake: Your soo fucking lucky! (he was obssesed with movie too) (he loves the movie alpha and omega) Then what broke us chattering (remember last story ended when we were surrounded by female wolves) Eve stepped foward and said: hey looks like you brought a friend... want to have more fun? Me: Jake I forgot to tell you... eve is a slut... Humphrey: you will never get us to ride you people.... Me: KATE! KATE! WHERE ARE YOU! PLEASE SAVE US!!!! Eve: oh... my daughter is not here.... but don't worry, she won't mind.... *Then as me Jake and Humphrey tried to escape.... they sprayed us with knock knock gas (I dedicate this fake invention to slydog for always being the guy that wants to invent something, and being my bro) and all 3 of us passed out........
Me:Ugh!!! not again... Damm.... *we were all tied to trees, striped of everything... Me: HUMPHREY!!! WAKE UP.... Humphrey: what...... oh dammm! they got us... Me: Jake.... Jake.... you there? Then he heard pleasurefull grunting..... and he shouted JAKE are they raping you! Jake was not being raped... he fell in love with Lilly (now Jakob is BYI cause he still thinks Garth is sexy) and now he was mating Lilly.....(and don't worry... Lilly turned him into a wolf, and fixed his leg) I noticed and yelled: you sly dog.... Humphrey: what about us! Then he got jinxed and all the females crowded around us and starded to explore.....
*meanwhile Kate was taking a stroll around, and noticed many pleasurefull grunting sounds.... she started to worry so she sprinted ahead and noticed all of us (except Jake) being reaped! she ran to her sis lilly and said wtf is going on! Lilly: uh! oh sorry im enjoying- uh! Jake inside me..... it was moms (Eve) idea! Then kate took off again and ran to where Humphrey was... cut his rope, ran to cut my rope, and we were free! She noticed Eve and tackled her. WTF mom! WTF are you doing to my mate! Eve: just having midnight fun.... * then I Kate Humphrey Jake and Lilly took off in the night.....
To be continued......
Alpha and Omega was by far an Amazing film! Had amazing animations, Beautiful landscapes, and a great story line. The Movie as all of you know what it is about but we gotta be professional about this or do we? Well guess what i'm not going to be, so go watch the movie yourself. But seriously it is a great movie about 2 wolves named Humphrey and Kate and i know you know who voiced them and i'm lazy so go look yourself. They get captured by humans and taken to a new park in Idaho to Repopulate. Now Kate needs to marry a wolf Named Garth to keep a war from happening between the their pack and another pack. So they set off on an adventure back to their pack in Jasper Park, Canada. Now if you haven't seen this movie SEE IT! Oh 1 more thing didn't mean to be mean in this article just intended to be funny. And since I am too lazy to make a question-
If you were to marry anyone who would it be? (human or wolf) Leave your creative answers in the comment thingy.
If you were to marry anyone who would it be? (human or wolf) Leave your creative answers in the comment thingy.