Kate was getting ready for her date with Humphrey. They had planned to snuggle up and watch horror movies until they fell asleep in each others arms. Kate had just gotten out of the shower and dried off. She had to smell good too, especially if Humphrey was going to "make the move" tonight. "Damn, I hope he does." Kate said to her reflection. She then noticed something about her reflection that made her uneasy. She noticed that when she smiled in the mirror, her reflection's was bigger, and the teeth were more sharp looking. How could she have missed it? She had this mirror for years. Kate then turned around to leave and just as she did. She felt a hand grab her and drag her into the mirror. She then saw her reflection step out! "HEY! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!" Kate screamed banging on the glass. Kate's reflection grinned. "Looking to get lucky, of course!" she said as she laughed. Kate looked at the room she was in. It was the same, except everything was mirrored. "No...Please don't hurt Humphrey!" Kate begged. "Oh don't worry, I'm just going to have a little fun!" The doppelganger said, walking out. "NO! HUMPHREY!" Kate screamed. It was useless. Kate then fell to the floor and cried. She knew what was going to happen. She just cried until she fell asleep on the bed.
Kate then jolted awake and realized she was naked (giggity) and lying on the bathroom floor. Kate sat up and felt her head was sore. "Huh? I must have slipped and hit my head. Ow!" Kate said. She looked at the clock. "3 AM!?" Kate screamed. "Fuck, I better call Humphrey and explain in the morning." Kate said.
Kate woke up to a beautiful morning. It was nice and sunny. Kate then remembered to go call Humphrey, who was probably heartbroken. Kate jumped out of bed and when she got to the top of the stairs, something smelled, like rotten meat. "Ew!" Kate said, she ran downstairs and met a horrid sight. In her living room was her family, friends, and everyone she knew, including Humphrey, DEAD. Their throats were cut, eyes ripped out. Some jaws broken and guts everywhere. There was blood all over the place. Kate screamed and then cried. She then looked at the wall were a bloody message was written:
See.... I told you I was going to have "fun"! Looks like I scored with Humphrey too! - Kate
The End!
Kate then jolted awake and realized she was naked (giggity) and lying on the bathroom floor. Kate sat up and felt her head was sore. "Huh? I must have slipped and hit my head. Ow!" Kate said. She looked at the clock. "3 AM!?" Kate screamed. "Fuck, I better call Humphrey and explain in the morning." Kate said.
Kate woke up to a beautiful morning. It was nice and sunny. Kate then remembered to go call Humphrey, who was probably heartbroken. Kate jumped out of bed and when she got to the top of the stairs, something smelled, like rotten meat. "Ew!" Kate said, she ran downstairs and met a horrid sight. In her living room was her family, friends, and everyone she knew, including Humphrey, DEAD. Their throats were cut, eyes ripped out. Some jaws broken and guts everywhere. There was blood all over the place. Kate screamed and then cried. She then looked at the wall were a bloody message was written:
See.... I told you I was going to have "fun"! Looks like I scored with Humphrey too! - Kate
The End!
It's time for the A&O Maniacs!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Come join the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
Duck and goose flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?
We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!
And we're zany to the max!
So just sit back and relax.
You'll laugh 'til you collapse.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Come join the Splash Brothers...
And the Splash Sister, Claudette!
Just for fun we run
Around the Splash movie lot.
They lock us in the tower
Whenever we get caught.
But we break loose
And then vamoose
And now you know the plot.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Claudette is cute and Stinky yaks,
Runt packs away the snacks
While Keith Richards plays the sax.
We're the A&O Maniacs!
Meet Lilly and Garth
Who want to rule the universe.
Duck and goose flock together,
Princess whacks them with her purse.
Kate chases Daria,
While Humphrey sings a verse.
The writers flipped,
We have no script!
Why bother to rehearse?
We're the A&O Maniacs!
We have pay-or-play contracts!
We're zany to the max!
There's baloney in our slacks!
We're the A&O Mani-
Totally insane-y!
We’re the A&O Maniacs!!!!
Those are the facts!