Humphrey was all hoped up to beat Wolfiey's son in a rap battle so when he got there he saw riley sitting waiting : and they soon started with Riley first:
Yo Humphrey, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.
This shit is a Horror flick
but the black guy doesn’t die in this movie.
Fucking with Riley dawg you gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe you really don’t have a interest in livin.
You think these niggas gonna feel the shit you say?
I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.
Know some real shit tho? I like you.
That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one you commit suicide to.
Fuck Riley ... call me your leader.
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from leave it to beaver.
I used to like that show now you got me in fight back mode.
But oh well if you gotta go ... then you gotta go.
I hate to do this. I would love for this shit to last.
So I’ll take pictures of my rear end so you won’t forget my ass.
And all is well that ends ok.
So I’ll this shit with a ... fuck you but have a nice day!
[Humphrey]
Ward I think you were a little hard on the Beaver.
So was Eddie Haskel, Wally and Ms. Cleaver.
This guy keeps screamin hes paranoid.
Quick someone get his ass another steroid!
Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah.
I didn’t hear a word you said ... hippity-hoo blah.
Is that a tank top or a new bra?
Look Garth brook has got a fucking boob job!
Didn’t you listen to the last round Riley?
Pay attention your saying the same shit that he said.
Matter a fact dawg, here's a pencil.
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
and don’t come back until somethin dope hits you.
Fuck it, you could take the mic home with you.
Lookin like a cyclone hit you.
Tanktops screamin “Riley I don’t fit you!”
You see how far them white jokes get you,
boys like “hows Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?”
My motto fuck Riley.
I’ll get them digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow
Yo Humphrey, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.
This shit is a Horror flick
but the black guy doesn’t die in this movie.
Fucking with Riley dawg you gotta be kiddin.
That makes me believe you really don’t have a interest in livin.
You think these niggas gonna feel the shit you say?
I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.
Know some real shit tho? I like you.
That’s why I didn’t wanna be the one you commit suicide to.
Fuck Riley ... call me your leader.
I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from leave it to beaver.
I used to like that show now you got me in fight back mode.
But oh well if you gotta go ... then you gotta go.
I hate to do this. I would love for this shit to last.
So I’ll take pictures of my rear end so you won’t forget my ass.
And all is well that ends ok.
So I’ll this shit with a ... fuck you but have a nice day!
[Humphrey]
Ward I think you were a little hard on the Beaver.
So was Eddie Haskel, Wally and Ms. Cleaver.
This guy keeps screamin hes paranoid.
Quick someone get his ass another steroid!
Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah.
I didn’t hear a word you said ... hippity-hoo blah.
Is that a tank top or a new bra?
Look Garth brook has got a fucking boob job!
Didn’t you listen to the last round Riley?
Pay attention your saying the same shit that he said.
Matter a fact dawg, here's a pencil.
Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful
and don’t come back until somethin dope hits you.
Fuck it, you could take the mic home with you.
Lookin like a cyclone hit you.
Tanktops screamin “Riley I don’t fit you!”
You see how far them white jokes get you,
boys like “hows Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?”
My motto fuck Riley.
I’ll get them digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow
That night when me and my parent are sleeping in Sophie den I hear moaning. I turn to see Sophie turning in her sleep moaning and talking.
Me: Sophie wake up You're having a nightmare.
Sophie: Huh Jason I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you.
Me: It's okay you are the one I'm worried about.What's your nightmare?
Sophie: It's about my parents' death.
*flashback*
it's a summer afternoon I was hunting with my parents then a stampede come across and killed my parents.
Sophie: MOM DAD WHERE ARE YOU? As I turned
around I saw my parents were Injured and unconscious. I went to checked on them and saw them theyre dying i i don't know what to do
*flasback ends*
Sophie: They're dead jason they're dead.
Me: I'm sorry
Me: Sophie wake up You're having a nightmare.
Sophie: Huh Jason I'm sorry I didn't mean to wake you.
Me: It's okay you are the one I'm worried about.What's your nightmare?
Sophie: It's about my parents' death.
*flashback*
it's a summer afternoon I was hunting with my parents then a stampede come across and killed my parents.
Sophie: MOM DAD WHERE ARE YOU? As I turned
around I saw my parents were Injured and unconscious. I went to checked on them and saw them theyre dying i i don't know what to do
*flasback ends*
Sophie: They're dead jason they're dead.
Me: I'm sorry